tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7370534.post115269211243093755..comments2023-10-31T04:37:20.113-07:00Comments on Bloviating Zeppelin: Zen SarcasmBloviating Zeppelinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01359816456769157176noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7370534.post-1153088255699053082006-07-16T15:17:00.000-07:002006-07-16T15:17:00.000-07:00Mr. Z - Seen more of the Consulting one in my wor...Mr. Z - Seen more of the Consulting one in my work life than I care to talk about... 'Yes, we can *solve* your problem... and invent new ones only we can address if you pay us enough...'<BR/><BR/>I do love the despair.com stuff... found them through thinkgeek.com... tons 'o fun geekness...A Jacksonianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07607888697879327120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7370534.post-1153022355602731092006-07-15T20:59:00.000-07:002006-07-15T20:59:00.000-07:00WOW: in MY part of the world, that is SPOT ON abo...WOW: in MY part of the world, that is SPOT ON about consulting!<BR/><BR/>That thing about women is nothing more than a Universal Constant.<BR/><BR/>BZBloviating Zeppelinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01359816456769157176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7370534.post-1152929064766449682006-07-14T19:04:00.000-07:002006-07-14T19:04:00.000-07:00I enjoyed the entire list, but this one's my favor...I enjoyed the entire list, but this one's my favorite: "If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."<BR/><BR/>Thanks, BZ!Gaylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02540710405153666843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7370534.post-1152928920372352772006-07-14T19:02:00.000-07:002006-07-14T19:02:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Gaylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02540710405153666843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7370534.post-1152749025146373532006-07-12T17:03:00.000-07:002006-07-12T17:03:00.000-07:00LOL, Good motivation and Zen sarcasm. I'll be savi...LOL, Good motivation and Zen sarcasm. I'll be saving these for future use.Bushwackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04526043643313096753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7370534.post-1152741521722055412006-07-12T14:58:00.000-07:002006-07-12T14:58:00.000-07:00Oooo! I get to plug Demotivators!Adversity - Tha...Oooo! I get to plug <A HREF="http://despair.com/viewall.html" REL="nofollow">Demotivators</A>!<BR/><BR/>Adversity - That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.<BR/><BR/>Change (winds) - When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.<BR/><BR/>Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.<BR/><BR/>Consulting - If you're not a part of the solution,there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. <BR/><BR/>Despair - It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.<BR/><BR/>Discovery - A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.<BR/><BR/>Doubt - In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.<BR/><BR/>Insanity - It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.<BR/><BR/>Madness - Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"<BR/><BR/>Trouble - Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I really do enjoy that company! Such wonderful items for the office that look 'just' like the motivators... until you read them...A Jacksonianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07607888697879327120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7370534.post-1152719468150835722006-07-12T08:51:00.000-07:002006-07-12T08:51:00.000-07:00LOL :-))))--I absolutely love it!!!They were all g...LOL :-))))--I absolutely love it!!!<BR/>They were all good but I especially loved this line:<BR/><BR/>"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."Dionnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05013166054883351020noreply@blogger.com