Friday, September 19, 2008

ARRRR!! Today Is:


. . . international "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!

Today, I'm DONE with politics, doom, despair, blunders, negativism, capriciousivity (okay, I created a new word!), Socialist/Leftist idiots and anyone who provides credence to that stupid Cuss-O-Meter.
  • I still believe in God.
  • I still believe in Conservatism.
  • I still believe in less government.
  • I still believe in independence, individualism, self-reliance, intelligence, courage, bravery, integrity, loyalty, accountability, discipline, ethics.
  • I am judgmental, discriminatory. I am not about inclusion, understanding, equivocation, streamlining, genericism.
Arrrr. . .
Q: Why are pirate jokes so bad?
A: Because they arrrrrr. . .

BZ

4 comments:

  1. WTF Arrrrr you ranting about now??

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  2. Arrr, that was a good joke.

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  3. I'm with Shoprat. Double Groan!!!! LOL!

    I just got done with this over at Wordsmith's. While trying to say "thanks" in pirate lingo, I believe I wished the plague on him. I give up! ;)

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