Sunday, September 19, 2010

TODAY is National "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!



Today is national "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!

Annoy friends, irritate neighbors, piss off passers-by. . . !

One example that comes to mind to apply to the younger set:

"Arrrrr, arshole, wearin' yer jeans just a little low on yer skinny ass, arrrrrrr ya son??"

There's so much more. Your creativity is the only limit!

And finally:

Q: "You know why pirate jokes are so bad?"
A: "Because they arrrrrrrrrrr. . ."

;^)

BZ

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7 comments:

  1. DolleySun Sep 19, 08:21:00 AM PDT

    Why didn't the pirate go out at night? Because he was afraid of the Daarrrrk.

    What was the pirates name? Aaarrrguss.

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  2. Bloviating ZeppelinSun Sep 19, 10:26:00 AM PDT

    Arrrr Dolley, well done girl, well done! [arrrrrrr. . .]

    BZ

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  3. TexasFredSun Sep 19, 11:05:00 AM PDT

    *groan*...

    LMAO... Arrrrr

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  4. TexasFredSun Sep 19, 11:06:00 AM PDT

    Why can't pirates spell?

    Arrrrrrrrr is as far as their alphabet goes...

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  5. Bloviating ZeppelinSun Sep 19, 11:56:00 AM PDT

    TF: very nice, sir!

    BZ

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  6. TomSun Sep 19, 02:04:00 PM PDT

    Posted about this last year, and forgot all about it this year. Guess I'll be walking the plank!

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  7. A JacksonianSun Sep 19, 04:30:00 PM PDT

    That is every day in this household...

    I could tell you a story about Jason who went on the Arrrrgo to find some precious fleece as the carrrgo... but I shall spare you that.

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