Bloviating Zeppelin: TODAY is National "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

TODAY is National "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!

Today is national "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!

Annoy friends, irritate neighbors, piss off passers-by. . . !

One example that comes to mind to apply to the younger set:

"Arrrrr, arshole, wearin' yer jeans just a little low on yer skinny ass, arrrrrrr ya son??"

There's so much more. Your creativity is the only limit!

And finally:

Q: "You know why pirate jokes are so bad?"
A: "Because they arrrrrrrrrrr. . ."

;^)

BZ

7 Comments:

Dolley said...: Why didn't the pirate go out at night? Because he was afraid of the Daarrrrk.

What was the pirates name? Aaarrrguss.; Sun Sep 19, 08:21:00 AM PDT
Bloviating Zeppelin said...: Arrrr Dolley, well done girl, well done! [arrrrrrr. . .]

BZ; Sun Sep 19, 10:26:00 AM PDT
TexasFred said...: *groan*...

LMAO... Arrrrr; Sun Sep 19, 11:05:00 AM PDT
TexasFred said...: Why can't pirates spell?

Arrrrrrrrr is as far as their alphabet goes...; Sun Sep 19, 11:06:00 AM PDT
Bloviating Zeppelin said...: TF: very nice, sir!

BZ; Sun Sep 19, 11:56:00 AM PDT
Tom said...: Posted about this last year, and forgot all about it this year. Guess I'll be walking the plank!; Sun Sep 19, 02:04:00 PM PDT
A Jacksonian said...: That is every day in this household...

I could tell you a story about Jason who went on the Arrrrgo to find some precious fleece as the carrrgo... but I shall spare you that.; Sun Sep 19, 04:30:00 PM PDT

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