Letterman's Top 10

"Top Signs There's Trouble at The New York Times:"

10: Extensive coverage of recent fighting between the Israelis and the lesbians;
9: Pages 2 through 20 are corrections of previous edition;
8: Stories written on Etch A Sketch;
7: Every sentence begins, "So, like";
6: TV listings only for Zorro;
5: Weather forecast reads "Look outside, dumbass";
4: Multiple references to "President Gore";
3: Obituary includes list of people they wish were dead;
2: Headlines fold over to create surprise Mad magazine-type hidden message;
1: Restaurant critic recently gave IHOP four stars.