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Bloviating Zeppelin: Lynne Cheney Reams Wolf Blitzer a Secondary Asshole -- One He Didn't Realize He Needed

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Lynne Cheney Reams Wolf Blitzer a Secondary Asshole -- One He Didn't Realize He Needed


I have been gone the past few days on a birthday jaunt, squired into another state by my beauteous fiance. She ensconced me into a pricey suite at the 8,000 foot level in Nevada, at The Ridge, where she also acquired for me a 90-minute deep tissue massage and various other birthday "gifts." We enjoyed two indoor and outdoor hot tubs on our own floor, with a generous and breath-taking view of the Carson Valley some 5,000 feet below (see above). She took me to a teppan-yaki restaurant where the chefs slice, dice, and create massive fireballs at your table.



It was simply overwhelming. I am so in debt to her kindness.

In the meantime, of course, politics occurred unassailed by the BZ. Please forgive my absence.

It is apparent that Lynne Cheney managed to take apart the CNN reporter Wolf Blitzer, he of the white and clearly senior beard and glasses, following his attempt to back-door her when the point of the interview was to review her children's book. Remarkably, however, Wolf managed to immediately detour the interview from her book to her husband to the Bush Regime and Iraq.

Perhaps a lesser woman would have melted; Dr. Cheney, instead, took Blitzer's Insurgent Propaganda and managed to ram that large pike directly into his own tight heterosexual rectum:


WB: Democrats are now complaining bitterly in this Virginia race. George Allen using novels, novels that Jim Webb, his Democratic challenger, has written, in which there are sexual references. And they’re making a big deal out of this. I want you to listen to what Jim Webb said today in responding to this very sharp attack from George Allen.
LC: Now do you promise, Wolf, that we’re going to talk about my book?
WB: I do promise.
LC: Because this seems to me a mighty long trip around the merry-go-round
WB: I want you to respond. This is in the news today, and your name has come up, so that’s why we’re talking about it. But listen to this:
James Webb: There’s nothing that’s been in any of my novels that in my view, hasn’t been either illuminating the surroundings, or defining a character, or moving a plot. I’m a serious writer. I mean, we can go and read Lynne Cheney’s lesbian love scenes if you want to, you know, get graphic on stuff.
LC: You know, Jim Webb is full of baloney. I have never written anything sexually explicit. His novels are full of sexually explicit references to incest, sexually explicit references…well, you know, I just don’t want my grandchildren to turn on the television set. This morning, Imus was reading from the novels, and it’s triple X rated.
WB: Here’s what the Democratic Party put out today, the Democratic Congressional Senatorial Campaign Committee. Lynne Cheney’s book featured brothels and attempted rape. In 1981, Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife, Lynne, wrote a book called Sisters, which featured a lesbian love affair, brothels, and attempted rapes. In 1988, Lynne Cheney wrote about a Republican Vice President who dies of a heart attack while having sex with his mistress. Is that true?
LC: Nothing explicit. And actually, that is full of lies. It’s not…it’s just absolutely not true.
WB: But you did write a book entitled Sisters.
LC: I did write a book entitled Sisters. This description…
WB: And it did have lesbian characters.
LC: No, not necessarily. This description is a lie. I’ll stand on that.
WB: There is nothing in there about rapes and brothels?
LC: Wolf, Wolf, could we talk about a children’s book for a minute?
WB: We can talk about the children’s book. But I just wanted to…
LC: I think our segment is like 15 minutes long, and we’ve now done ten minutes, so…
WB: I just wanted to clarify what’s in the news today, give you a…
LC: Sex, lies and distortion. That’s what it is.
WB: This is an opportunity for you to explain on these sensitive issues.
LC: Wolf, I have nothing to explain. Jim Webb has a lot to explain.

Lynne Cheney started right off the bat and so did Wolf:

LC: You made a point last night of a man who had a bookstore in London, where radical Islamists gathered, who was in Afghanistan when the Taliban were there, who went to Pakistan. I think that you might be a little careful before you declare this as a person with clean hands.
WB: You’re referring to the CNN Broken Government special…
LC: I certainly am.
WB: This was the one that John King reported on last night.
LC: You know, right there, right there, Wolf. Broken Government. Now what kind of stance is that? Here we are, we’re a country where we have been mightily challenged over the past six years. We’ve been through 9/11. We’ve been through Katrina. The President and the Vice President inherited a recession. We’re a country where the economy is healthy. That’s not broken. This government has acted very well. We’ve had tax cuts that are responsible for our healthy economy. We’re a country that was attacked five years ago. We haven’t been attacked since. What this government has done is effective. That’s not broken government. So you know, I shouldn’t let media bias surprise me, but I worked at CNN once. I watched the program last night…
WB: You were a co-host of Crossfire.
LC: …and I was troubled.
WB: All right. Well, that was probably the purpose, to get people to think, to get people to discuss these issues, because there are a lot of conservatives…
LC: All right, all right, Wolf. I’m here to talk about my book. But if you want to talk about distortion…
WB: We’ll talk about your book.
LC: Right. But what is CNN doing running terrorist tape of terrorists shooting Americans? I mean, I thought Duncan Hunter asked you a very good question, and you didn’t answer it. Do you want us to win?
WB: The answer, of course, is we want the United States to win. We are Americans. There’s no doubt about that. You think we want terrorists to win?
LC: Then why are you running terrorist propaganda?
WB: With all due respect, with all due respect, this is not terrorist propaganda.
LC: Oh, Wolf…
WB: This is reporting the news, which is what we do. We’re not partisan…
LC: Where did you get the film?
WB: We got the film…look, this is an issue that has been widely discussed, this is an issue that we reported on extensively. We make no apologies for showing that. That was a very carefully considered decision, why we did that. And I think, and I think, of your…
LC: Well, I think it’s shocking.
WB: If you’re a serious journalist, you want to report the news. Sometimes the news is good, sometimes the news isn’t so good.
LC: But Wolf, there’s a difference between news and terrorist propaganda. Why did you give the terrorists a forum?

And not being a blogger or a radio host, she didn't press Wolf Blitzer when she should have:

WHERE DID YOU GET THE TAPE, WOLF?

WHERE DID YOU GET THE TAPE, WOLF?

WHERE DID YOU GET THE TAPE, WOLF?

He never answered.

And that should bespeak volumes.

A "little innocent woman" took his ass apart.

Wolf Blitzer wasn't even Man enough to say that "we got the film from the terrorists." LC has more balls than most all the collected men on the Democrats in the House.

BZ

6 Comments:

Blogger The Best [ Ghostface ] said...

To B Zeppelin

Chance: Glad to see you enjoyed your self with your future spouse. Those chefs sounds like they can cook, I use to cook for a living in the 1990s I was never hungry with all of the food. I even had celebrities come into the restuarant it was nice. I might write about the celebrities I met they were nice and friendly.

By Chance

Tue Oct 31, 01:33:00 AM PST  
Blogger Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Lynne Cheney rocks!!!!!! I posted the video of her kicking Wolf's butt and then I talked about it again today. Her husband is also totally behind her. She is my new heroine!!

Tue Oct 31, 09:15:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Chance: thank you most kindly; I would enjoy reading about your exploits regarding the celebrities attending the restaurant.

LMC: I suspect Wolf had no idea what kind of intellect she possessed, and the will to express her thoughts and feelings. I think he expected a shrinking violet that he would be able to "expose" on national television; instead, it was HIS lilly white ass that became completely exposed.

BZ

Tue Oct 31, 03:16:00 PM PST  
Blogger Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

10 31 06

BZ Happy Late Birthday!!!!!!! Your fiancee is so sweet, no wonder you all are together. What excellent and extravagant gifts! Well on your birthday, you should always be lavished!

Glad you are back and bloggin again. I agree that Lynee Cheney is NO JOKE. She got that guy by his ears! How come she hasn't run for President or VP? she certainly has a lot of personality! then again, I always loved Elizabeth Dole and was mad that she didn't eclipse her husband because she was more likeable! hahhahahhahahaha

Tue Oct 31, 07:37:00 PM PST  
Blogger Revka said...

Lynn Cheney for pres!

Wed Nov 01, 07:04:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Lynne Cheney does in fact rock.

BZ

Wed Nov 01, 09:36:00 AM PST  

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