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Bloviating Zeppelin: A Mixmaster Post for Tuesday

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

A Mixmaster Post for Tuesday


Some of these photos say it all. Does this photograph not bespeak volumes?

Then, Al Franken has decided that he is leaving Air America. And Air America is being sold. Do you then wonder why the Democrats are pushing for a return of the Fairness Doctrine? The Left and the Democrats can't make it in the Free Market with free market forces, so they have to take other measures in order to force their views. Note to Democrats: if you're so fabulous, if your ideas are so wondrous, if you are lovingly-embraced by the masses -- then where's your darned ratings? Why aren't your minions putting their ears and cash where their politics are located? Hmmm? Perhaps something to do with "after all, content is king?"


NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION (thanks, Pete!):

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprisedif the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!(Finally) Article:XIThis country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution.



Go about your day folks, God bless and be safe!


BZ

8 Comments:

Blogger RoxieAmerica said...

The move of this nation to anti-Americanism and white-flag-waving is wrong for America, and wrong for the world.

The media starves American citizens regarding good international news, making them sheep to be easily hearded. It is time to get out the voices... America is a great nation. America must deal with foreign powers from a position of strength.

Any Senator who calls America "piriah" needs to resign.

Tue Jan 30, 01:32:00 PM PST  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Roxie: welcome to the blog. I concur, it is wrong for America and the world. The world does in fact need a strong America, and the US needs to deal with the ills of the world from a position of strength and not weakness, actual or perceived.

BZ

Tue Jan 30, 04:06:00 PM PST  
Blogger Little Miss Chatterbox said...

As if I didn't already despise McCain. That pic makes me want to puke! And yes, there is a reason why liberals want the fairness doctrine, its called they suck at talk radio!!

Tue Jan 30, 05:00:00 PM PST  
Blogger ABFreedom said...

That CONSTITUTION is perfect! ... I've always held the belief that if you can't get the message through using common sense, use a sludge hammer.

Tue Jan 30, 08:03:00 PM PST  
Blogger Gayle said...

That picture is truly disgusting, BZ. I don't see how they can stand to look at each other that close up. Yech!

That Constitution is perfect. Of course I agree with it completely. To bad we can't implement it!

Wed Jan 31, 06:53:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

You know, LMC, YOU are one of the main reasons I decided to flip that photo up there -- I knew how much you'd enjoy it!

And we continue with Life, which is already in progress!

BZ

Wed Jan 31, 07:52:00 AM PST  
Blogger benning said...

McCreep and Hellery. Yeesh!

Excellent enumeration of NON-rights! Love it! So I linked to you!

Wed Jan 31, 08:53:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Benning: THANK YOU so kindly, sir!!

BZ

Wed Jan 31, 09:04:00 AM PST  

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