Fornicalia Budget

A note to Fornicalia Governor Arnold Schwarzennegger:

How about you just shut the hell up? Yes, the Fornicalia budget has been stalled for six weeks now, going on seven. Your calling for the Republicans to just bend over and let the Demorats have their budgetary way is nothing more than a complete and total collapse of every positive principle on which you initially campaigned against Gray Davis. And the reason that I, for one, voted for you.

The Demorats want nothing more than to spend more money more money more money more money more money more money more money.

The Demorats consider a "budget cut" to be a situation where a particular division is not funded not only to its prior level, but isn't funded to an additional amount. Not adding more money = a budget cut. How insane is this??

Semantics, boys and girls, it's all about semantics.

It's all the Republicans' fault?

How about, Arnold, you check out the REAL budget? Maybe it's time to call in Charles Grodin as accountant Murray Blum (from the 1993 movie "Dave") in order to check out the true status of the Fornicalia budget?

But, of course, that would reveal the horrific fraud the Fornicalia budget truly is, bloated and lumbering and oozing from Demorat pork and failing social programs.

Six weeks going on seven. Perhaps, Ah-nold, it's time to focus your concerns on the real truth: your budget and your control on the Demorats is completely out of control. The state is bleeding and all compartments are taking on water. Your public comments are ensuring that fewer and fewer persons are willing to bail.

Guaranteeing a sure sinking.

BZ