This Page

has been moved to new address

O Joyous Day!

Sorry for inconvenience...

Redirection provided by Blogger to WordPress Migration Service
Bloviating Zeppelin: O Joyous Day!

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Friday, August 31, 2007

O Joyous Day!


Hey kids! Ever wanted to start your very own jihad cell? Ever want to join al-Qaeda? Well boys and girls, now you can!

You feel that you want to carry a weapon, fight, and kill the occupiers, and that it is our duty to call for jihad as much as to call for prayer . . . All that is required is a firm personal decision to fulfill this obligation, and participation in jihad and the resistance . . ."

And while there, why not download your very own al-Qaeda Manual?



BZ

7 Comments:

Blogger PlaidBaron said...

This is why it's so hard to fight these people. I think it's legal for them to have these sites so you can't stop them that way. On the other hand people from that region or even here at home look at this and say "Gee, that might be fun.", pick up a gun and start doing what these people say. Propaganda is hard to fight.

Fri Aug 31, 06:13:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Ranando said...

This is a Cancer and should be treated as such.

Fri Aug 31, 07:19:00 AM PDT  
Blogger A Jacksonian said...

You see, I think Hezbollah is missing the boat here! They can offer much better in the way of recruitment packages... as a basic recruit you get to spend a fun filled month in Iran learning how to load and unload weapons, wave your fist in anger before cameras and craft your own 'home-made' signs and flags to then burn as needed. With the basic recruitment packages comes relocation services to: Lebanon, Bosnia, Chechnya, Iraq, Argentina, Algeria, Peru, Brazil or even Chechnya!

In the Advanced Package you get everything from the basic, along with: how to make bomb vests, recruiting those that don't speak arabic by way of an AK-47, how to hide behind civilians, and relocation services will include one loved one, either your wife or family member!

At the Business Level, there are additional training courses in: how to smuggle arms across borders, how to smuggle narcotics, sales of black/grey market goods, extracting alms from the unwilling, knee-capping, and how to look fierce in a t-shirt and jeans. Placement opportunities require the knowledge of a foreign language and can include: the UK, France, Spain, Morocco, Tunisia, Indonesia, Paraguay, Canada, Trinidad and the United States. Additionally free legal services from the ACLU are available in the US and similar from other countries. Also free positive media exposure is provided free of charge for the first article in which your name is mentioned.

The Investors Package is a pay-for opportunity that allows for such courses as: interacting with recalcitrant drug cartels, Mexican drug gang ettiquette, commercial relationships with FARC in Columbia, basic negotiations with Triads, how to create and run front companies and charities, money laundering, finding document forgers, human smuggling rings, and such basics as credit card and banking fraud. While this opportunity has a $1 million price to it, the vistas in supporting Hezbollah, free legal counsel in all Nations that have Islamic organizations and positive media make it a grand opportunity to help spread jihad, violence and do so while having the West pay for it.

Higher positions available only with registered members of a select group of National intermediaries.


Really, that is a pretty quick summary of their operations on a global scale. No wonder they are so low key about it! If they advertised, they would have to figure out what to do with no account cheapskates that follow al Qaeda...

Fri Aug 31, 08:25:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

PB: first, welcome, and thanks for stopping by! Second, yes, propaganda is REMARKABLY difficult to fight!

Ranando: indeed; and who says a select few Islamists are techno-oriented?

AJ: dude, I think you have struck GOLD with that appealing package! Just think, "far away places with strange sounding names!" How about THAT for a campaign title? And let's not minimize the IMPORTANCE of looking fierce in a T-shirt and jeans!

BZ

Fri Aug 31, 10:37:00 AM PDT  
Blogger shoprat said...

The beauty of a free press is that the enemy will all too often write what they plan to do in plain sight. They figure that the press will never tell the public but they forget about the "unofficial press" that has rules of its own.

Fri Aug 31, 03:21:00 PM PDT  
Blogger ABFreedom said...

Oh man... bring it on, and let's get it over with...kind of in the mood to light up a few radicals ... it's been a busy summer..

Fri Aug 31, 04:37:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Shoprat: unfortunately, WE do too; we make our current and future intentions WAY too clear for my taste, on many levels.

ABF: good for you!

BZ

Fri Aug 31, 04:52:00 PM PDT  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home