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Bloviating Zeppelin: Too Stupid To Live

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Too Stupid To Live

First: check out this video. Then:
A man in Oregon nearly died after a pet rattlesnake that he put in his mouth while drinking with some friends bit him inside his throat. Matt Wilkinson said when he put his eastern diamondback rattlesnake down his throat, he immediately noticed a shot-like sensation.

Huh. D'ya think?

This guy needs to have his Human Card revoked. Almost did.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, he will draw Social Security and live thirty more years while we pay for his continual acts of stupidity.

Fri Sep 21, 04:29:00 AM PDT  
Blogger The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

Not if his stupidity gets him killed next time. Better luck!

Fri Sep 21, 06:51:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Henry said...

Darn, he just missed being a nominee for the Darwin Awards.

Better luck next time.

Fri Sep 21, 07:36:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous gunz said...

Now that is what I call STUPID!

...undoubtedly a liberal.

Fri Sep 21, 09:28:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Ranando said...

Instead of shoving it down his throat, he should have shoved it down his pants.

Fri Sep 21, 09:43:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

I couldn't find THE specific accompanying photo, but I DID find one that got the point across. In both events, that's GOTTA hurt!


Fri Sep 21, 10:06:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

. . .eeeoooww, Ranando!


Fri Sep 21, 10:06:00 AM PDT  
Blogger shoprat said...

He'll get an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

Fri Sep 21, 12:17:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Mark said...

I read about this brainiac and then read a story about the UN electing Syria co-chair of the IAEA right after, I couldn't decide witch story was stupider. (that ought to be a word, there's just too many occasions to use it these days)

Fri Sep 21, 03:04:00 PM PDT  
Blogger mpinkeyes said...

And this man is allowed to vote. What do you think, is this man a liberal or a conservative? I think the answer is obvious.

Fri Sep 21, 05:38:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Mark: first, welcome aboard again and thanks for visiting and commenting -- and please come back. I was unaware that as stupid a decision as that was made regarding the IEAE though -- does it really shock you??

Mpinkeyes: thanks for taking the time to visit and weigh in! And, in response -- well, I shudder to do what I call the "logical extension." But wait! Wait! Do you mean to say that this ignoramus might possibly think that something so indescribably DANGEROUS might actually have the unmitigated POTENTIAL to do him true HARM? And, as such, he somehow "misunderstood" the reptile's actual intentions? And that, these thoughts considered, he may have been something of a "liberal"? SHAME on you for being so rampantly judgmental!


Fri Sep 21, 06:40:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Mark said...

well, somehow, in my mind, I think french kissing a rattlesnake and appeasing terrorists is pretty much the same thing. so, my opinion of the UN, many of our representatives in congress, and our state dept. is about as low as my opinion of this fart smeller.

Sat Sep 22, 01:11:00 AM PDT  

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