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(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Hazmat: Woman


BZ

14 Comments:

Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Hey! That shit isn't even REMOTELY funny, you asshole!

BZ

Thu Oct 04, 09:29:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Dee said...

LOL :-) By your comment here I assume you must have Multiple Personality Disorder since you are the one who posted it ;-)).

Thu Oct 04, 11:40:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Yes, I did. No, I didn't! Did too! Didn't!

BZ

Fri Oct 05, 05:28:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Henry said...

Heh heh! Good for a Friday Funny!

Fri Oct 05, 12:36:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

What the hell is this hate women week? :P

Hey look if we're being funny, I can speak moonbat now, wanna see?

U.S. get OUT of Vermont. Without a doubt, Smirky caused hurricane Katrina by ensnaring the gays in Taiwan!!!! You should read the book "The Scumbags Are STOMPING on Ohio," by Paul Krugman! What next!? I am not one of Rush Limbaugh's drones!!!?

Isn't that cool. Now we can really let the comunication begin.

Fri Oct 05, 02:09:00 PM PDT  
Blogger shoprat said...

Sexist, but funny.

Fri Oct 05, 02:33:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Henry said...

I had to come back to tell you all:

I just made this into a t-shirt for the wife. I put the image on the back (8"x10.5") and added a small bio-hazard symbol the the upper left chest in the front. LOL

If anyone is interested, I will put it up on CafePress and you can purchase your very own!!

Fri Oct 05, 03:50:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the poster-

How is it, that when a man and woman break off a relationship, in most cases the man has to have a woman to replace the one they just broke up with and the woman can go on surviving alone for a long time?

Fri Oct 05, 04:50:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Thunderstick said...

Anonymous, guys have this need to have toys around. A lot of guys who have dogs will get a young one when the old one is on it's way out. Most guys, including me have done this with relationships. Its genetic, or instinct. You can't mess with it. Maybe in another 1000 years or so, the genes will change. But we as a species are still young and evolving.

Fri Oct 05, 08:06:00 PM PDT  
Blogger bigwhitehat said...

I'm no expert. But I think this one can get a fella in trouble.

Fri Oct 05, 08:12:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thunderstick, So, what I hear you saying is that, "a lot of guys" including yourself have very little respect for women. Why don't you just get a party doll "toy"? They are probably a lot less expensive and they will never give you their opinion. They won't age on you or gain weight and go through menopause.

Bigwhitehat, you are very wise!

Sat Oct 06, 04:37:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Anonymous: how is it that, after leaving my girlfriend of 14 years, and having my house stripped of damn near everything, including the door pulls on the cabinets, I managed to do just peachy, I cook, I clean, I vacuum, I mend clothes, I do laundry, and then I married the finest woman in the world? No wrist-slitting, no bemoaning: I was not only a HLC (Happy Little Camper) but I found my love three years later?

You ever hear of something called humor? Sound familiar?

BZ

Sat Oct 06, 06:35:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BZ-
Why did you take that comment so personal? I said, "most cases". Obviously, you are not "most cases". Good for you, I am proud of you. Anyway, I already knew that about you.

I enjoy humor. Actually, the other day I had my co-workers in stitches (no pun intended, we're all nurses) and was told I should be a stand up comedian.

I enjoy your humor. Laughter is the best medicine.

Take care and don't get so defensive.

Sat Oct 06, 07:03:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Anonymous: heavy sigh. Yeah, I can afford to take the occasional chill pill. Is this the right time to tell you that my first wife was a nurse?

BZ

Sat Oct 06, 05:31:00 PM PDT  

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