Bloviating Zeppelin: Warning

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Warning

This is what our society has come down to. With a mindset like this, I'm sure that Islam respects and fears us.

12 Comments:

Bushwack said...: LMAO, yeah there are TONS of examples of that stuff out there these days BZ, it is a byproduct of all the frivolous law suits, brought against corporations by idiots, being represented by good lawyers, judged by liberal robe wearers.; Thu Nov 01, 10:16:00 PM PDT
Ranando said...: If I had a dollar for every kid that drowned in a bucket......I'd be FUCKIN BROKE!!!!!

Hey, there's an idea BZ, lets make bucket ladders so the little FUCKS can get out when they fall in.

We'll go to Washington a lobby that every bucket in the USA must have a ladder in it and that every kid in the USA must carry, at all times a ladder, just in case they ever fall in a bucket.

This just may, just may be as big as Cock Socks.; Fri Nov 02, 03:43:00 AM PDT
The WordSmith from Nantucket said...: I'm appalled that paper sacks and plastic sandwich bags don't come with warning labels about the dangerous risks of suffocation.; Fri Nov 02, 07:42:00 AM PDT
shoprat said...: Don't overlook the warning labels on electric drills, "Don't touch the spinning drill bit."

Some bags do have warning labels on them.; Fri Nov 02, 10:09:00 AM PDT
Bloviating Zeppelin said...: Ranando: yes, yes, YES! It is HIGH TIME for rights for "Bucket Children"! TOO MANY, I say, TOO MANY CHILDREN have not only DROWNED in buckets of water, but have also had the INDIGNITY of having water SPILLED on them when the bucket had TIPPED OVER! It's time for NOT ONLY ladders, but for ATBD's -- ANTI-TIPPING BUCKET DEVICES which will root buckets to the ground and disallow any form of disruption of the natural and lawful placement of buckets on a flat surface!

BZ; Fri Nov 02, 11:19:00 AM PDT
Unknown said...: That's just some seriously funny shizznet.; Fri Nov 02, 12:09:00 PM PDT
TexasFred said...: Damn, some people have entirely too much time on their hands...

LMAO... This is so funny, my side hurts, WAIT, I have been injured by reading this, where the hell is my lawyer...

LMAO... Good post and the comments are hilarious...; Fri Nov 02, 12:22:00 PM PDT
Anonymous said...: Interestingly, I have seen buckets with that exact warning on the ship. It should be a picture of a sailor...

Tangent: you know if you put a sailor in a round, empty room with a bowling ball for an hour, the bowling ball will end up either lost, broken or pregnant.

But I digress. I find that picture pretty disturbing. The thought of anything horrifying, random and grisly happening to a child haunts me. Always has. The illustration unnerves me.; Fri Nov 02, 01:58:00 PM PDT
Anonymous said...: Why, sir, are you only favouring buckets? What's wrong with pails, containers, braziers, and scuttles? This smacks of random receptacle discrimination!!!; Fri Nov 02, 03:46:00 PM PDT
Bloviating Zeppelin said...: Omigawd! Have I opened up the sluicegates for lawsuits against myself??!!?

BZ; Fri Nov 02, 04:08:00 PM PDT
Ranando said...: I do wish you would push it back on the counter a little.; Fri Nov 02, 04:41:00 PM PDT
Anonymous said...: I was going to comment before, but got distracted.

While there truly are examples of this type of stuff that are outrageous and caused by hyper litigation, I have to say that the 20-30 families that suffer the loss of a child EVERY YEAR in bucket drowning incidents, probably don't find this warning that funny.; Sun Nov 04, 01:16:00 PM PST

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