Bloviating Zeppelin: Patriot Chip Implants

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Patriot Chip Implants

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

-The U.S. Military (while we still have one)

7 Comments:

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...: Hey, where do I sign up to be one of the highly skilled technicians?; Sat Nov 22, 09:48:00 AM PST
TexasFred said...: If properly administered, it's totally painless!!

Messy, but painless...

The technician doesn't feel a thing!!

A libber reporter was asking a Marine sniper some questions and the topic of BEING a SNIPER came up..

She asked the Scout/Sniper, "What do you feel when you pull the trigger on that .50 cal sniper rifle as you take the life of another human being??"

The Marine looked her in the eye, shrugged and replied, " A bit of recoil..."; Sat Nov 22, 12:14:00 PM PST
Bushwack said...: ROTFLMAO!! I would like to apply for the job as well...I can hit a deer at 400 yards that should be sufficient.; Sat Nov 22, 12:17:00 PM PST
Alaska Steve said...: Too funny, I've got to make sure my brother checks this post out (my sister is already a dedicated reader . . . ). Thanks BZ!; Sat Nov 22, 12:19:00 PM PST
shoprat said...: Oh these can be planted without government help if need be.; Sat Nov 22, 02:49:00 PM PST
Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...: 11 23 08

Hehheheheehhe Now that is what I'm talking about!; Sun Nov 23, 10:59:00 AM PST
Anonymous said...: LOL! Is there a line to personally implant these marvels?; Mon Nov 24, 06:19:00 AM PST

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