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Bloviating Zeppelin: You May Be A Taliban If:

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

You May Be A Taliban If:


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


BZ

5 Comments:

Blogger Gawfer said...

The sad part about this humor is each line is quite believable.

Sun Dec 20, 07:33:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Of course, and that's what we need to be considerate of and try to understand those who would kill us completely for not converting to Islam.


BZ

Sun Dec 20, 09:04:00 AM PST  
Blogger Bd said...

Ah yes, the compassionate right never fails to denigrate that which they know little about to keep their childish hate ln steroids.

Sun Dec 20, 02:38:00 PM PST  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Yeah okay Bad, you just keep on genuflecting towards Mecca dude. I'm SURE you're just religious as hell. Devout. Church every Sunday.

You make me giggle.

BZ

Sun Dec 20, 05:32:00 PM PST  
Blogger Miss T.C. Shore said...

This is great. Had to copy for my blog. Linked you.

Mon Dec 21, 10:44:00 AM PST  

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