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Bloviating Zeppelin: As You Fly This Christmas Week, Be Comforted By TSA:

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Friday, December 17, 2010

As You Fly This Christmas Week, Be Comforted By TSA:

After you've been given your very own personal federal colonoscopy and groping, think of this:



The TSA clearly states that the concomitant technology makes us much safer.

Experts tell ABC News that every year since the September 11 terror attacks, federal agencies have conducted random, covert "red team tests," where undercover agents try to see just how much they can get past security checks at major U.S. airports. And while the Department of Homeland Security closely guards the results as classified, those that have leaked in media reports have been shocking.


And if you enjoyed that, you'll enjoy this as you stand in queue awaiting your radiative and philangitized "close up," so to speak:

According to one report, undercover TSA agents testing security at a Newark airport terminal on one day in 2006 found that TSA screeners failed to detect concealed bombs and guns 20 out of 22 times.


Aaah, comfortable now, are we?

Merry Christmas!

BZ


3 Comments:

Blogger Old NFO said...

Oh hell no... When they miss guns and explosives, oh HELL no... I want to take mine is self-defense...

Fri Dec 17, 04:31:00 PM PST  
Blogger Well Seasoned Fool said...

I never feel safe. Maybe one in ten times they check my cpap. How much plastic can you pack in a 4"x 6"x 9" container? More than enough to do the job. Only once have my energy drinks been questioned.

Fri Dec 17, 06:51:00 PM PST  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

But you see, NFO, they NEED the radiative machines and the crotch grabs in order to FURTHER miss the necessary articles.

WSF: unfamiliar with a CPAP. I'm guessing that's a medical device that accompanies you.

Auf jeden mal, we STILL continue to REFUSE to do the proper thing and P R O F I L E for terrorists.

BZ

Sat Dec 18, 08:17:00 AM PST  

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