Jerry Brown: My STUPID Fornicalia Governor

Who thought Facebook was invented in Fornicalia.

Uh. No.

Dude. So you never watch or rent movies? Failed to see "The Social Network"?

From the WashingtonPost.com:

In an appearance Friday on “CBS This Morning,” the California governor said his state is still the land of innovation and where Facebook was invented.

He added: “Not in Texas, not in Arizona, not in Manhattan and certainly not, you know, under the White House or the Congress.”

But interviewer Charlie Rose pointed out that CEO Mark Zuckerberg and others developed the precursor to the iconic social network at Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass.

First thoughts: props to Charlie Rose for having the guts to point out the obvious to another fellow Leftist. So FEW other "journalistas" could create that sack-up.

That said, Fornicalia is completely underwater in terms of its budget. Whereas before it was believed that my state's deficit was $9 billion dollars in January? Oh no. It's almost TWICE that: $16 BILLION dollars.

And, "somehow," you failed to see that coming?

In response, does my governor make the clear and obvious cuts?

Social programs? Useless state bullshit? Oh no.

He threatens EDUCATION and EMERGENCY SERVICES. Cops and teachers.

Because, due to HIS mistake, he wants taxpayers to HURT. He favors the parasites over the hosts.

Please let me announce: strike three and you're OUT.

And you wonder why Barrett won't sell or service their .50 cal rifles in Fornicalia? Though they're MANUFACTURED in Fornicalia?

People: what starts here will infiltrate your state.

My governor is a MORON. Worse: a LEFTIST Moron. Worse still: an AGING Leftist Moron.

Dude. I'd pay your airfare back to Woodstock. Personally.

BZ

P.S.
Read, again, what my Congressman Tom McClintock wrote about Fornicalia here.

And, sorry, my fellow Fornicalians already supped at the cup of Stoopid.

Don't think that I'm not sending the link to this post to Mr McClintock. Because though he can't laugh at this stupid shit in public, perhaps I can provide a chuckle or two to him privately, vicariously.