Of Course: We Don' Need No Steenkin' Northern Borders!

If you're President George Bush or another so-called Globalist, perhaps you're wondering, at best, why we might need a Northern Border.

Certainly, it's clear that only racists would demand and call for distinct and enforced southern borders.

And, naturally, should we open -- ooops, sorry, I meant to write "continue to open" -- our southern borders, shouldn't we likewise open our northern borders as well? After all, that would be the very height of racial insensitivity were we to close only one country to our royal jewels and cash reserves!

Because, as we all know, those who would even remotely intimate that terrorist factions such as Al Qaeda would ever attempt to cross our southern or northern borders to harm these United States -- well, those people would clearly be Moonbats, would they not?

Sealing our national borders isn't about terrorism! It's simply about holding down the poor and the downtrodden!

Every person who wishes to enter this country only has good intentions held in their hearts or, as Jean Rohe, the rude and self-absorbed student speaker at the New School's Friday May 19th commencement featuring Senator John McCain, declared: "We have nothing to fear from anyone on this living planet."

And so it is, Boys and Girls, with all aspects of a Leftie's Life.

Yes. Heavy sigh. There are actually people that stupid (Aside: imagine how her parents must feel after having spent thousands and thousands of dollars for her so-called "higher education." I submit the cash would have been better spent on pizza, pornos and a personal guided tour of the UN).

Back to the border. Why not open up everything -- north and south?

How about this:

By BETH DUFF-BROWN, Associated Press Writer
TORONTO
Canadian police foiled a homegrown terrorist attack by arresting 17 suspects, apparently inspired by al-Qaida, who obtained three times the amount of explosives used in the Oklahoma City bombing, officials said Saturday.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrested the suspects, ages 43 to 19, on terrorism charges including plotting attacks with explosives on Canadian targets. The suspects were either citizens or residents of Canada and had trained together, police said.

Looks like the Canucks have their own share of issues.

And so do we -- do what I call the "logical extension" -- on our northern borders.

D'ya think Al Qaeda might want to revisit some violent acts on sovereign US soil? Maybe?

BZ