Why Mommy, Why??

Just why is Mommy a Democrat?

• Because Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Mommy does!
• Because Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like Mommy does!

As the book indicates:

Why Mommy is a Democrat brings to life the core values of the Democratic party in ways that young children will easily understand and thoroughly enjoy. Using plain and non-judgmental language, along with warm and whimsical illustrations, this colorful 28-page paperback depicts the Democratic principles of fairness, tolerance, peace, and concern for the well-being of others. It's a great way for parents to gently communicate their commitment to these principles and explain their support for the party.

-- Because Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does!
And not only do Mommy and the Dems socialize our toys, they want to socialize
our jobs, our vacations, increase our taxes, socialize our businesses, our work hours and our health care!

Because Democrats make sure that no one has guns and can defend themselves, just like Mommy does! Guns are bad, guns mean more gunracks, more Rednecks, more NASCAR!


Because Democrats make sure that bums and the mentally deranged are free to urinate, defecate and camp anywhere they wish, harrass anyone they want, drink freely, acquire injectables handily and get paid doing it -- just like Mommy does!



Ah, the Democrats -- I can learn to love them because they predicate their acts solely upon emotions and never let facts and reality get in the way of their feelings -- just like a good Democratic Mommy does!

Oh no! I can't get the book at Amazon!

BZ