Fornicalia: Certifiably INSANE

Though Fornicalia's budget was due July 1st, Sacramento politicians argue about AB 606, which "creates a commission to serve the marketing interests of the blueberry industry. Another bill defines "honey" to mean the natural food product resulting from the harvest of nectar by honey bees, and a third bill adopts regulations establishing definitions and standards for 100-percent pomegranate juice."

The state ship is sinking. SINKing.

Governor Schwarzenegger thinks solving the budget crisis should be the focus:

The governor is not against condiments. The governor's not against fruits of any kind," said spokesman Aaron McLear. "But he believes we ought to be focused on solving our budget crisis first and foremost."

Demorats responded:

Senate Majority Leader Dean Florez (D-Fresno) called Governor Schwarzenegger's criticism "childish" and said he is fed up.

"The fact that he doesn't understand these things worries me," he added.

The state ship is sinking. SINKing.

And the Demorats worry not about the rents in the hull nor the gushing water, but polishing the doorknobs of the staterooms.

This is insanity.

BZ