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Bloviating Zeppelin: Why Mommy, Why??

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Why Mommy, Why??

Just why is Mommy a Democrat?

  • Because Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Mommy does!
  • Because Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like Mommy does!

As the book indicates:

Why Mommy is a Democrat brings to life the core values of the Democratic party in ways that young children will easily understand and thoroughly enjoy. Using plain and non-judgmental language, along with warm and whimsical illustrations, this colorful 28-page paperback depicts the Democratic principles of fairness, tolerance, peace, and concern for the well-being of others. It's a great way for parents to gently communicate their commitment to these principles and explain their support for the party.

-- Because Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does!
And not only do Mommy and the Dems socialize our toys, they want to socialize
our jobs, our vacations, increase our taxes, socialize our businesses, our work hours and our health care!

Because Democrats make sure that no one has guns and can defend themselves, just like Mommy does! Guns are bad, guns mean more gunracks, more Rednecks, more NASCAR!

Because Democrats make sure that bums and the mentally deranged are free to urinate, defecate and camp anywhere they wish, harrass anyone they want, drink freely, acquire injectables handily and get paid doing it -- just like Mommy does!

Ah, the Democrats -- I can learn to love them because they predicate their acts solely upon emotions and never let facts and reality get in the way of their feelings -- just like a good Democratic Mommy does!

Oh no! I can't get the book at Amazon!



Blogger TexasFred said...

Lotta truth in that, well, OK, ALL truth in that... :)

Ya just need to throw in a few words about Libbercrats, they're even worse, 'some' Dems have kids, Libbercrats want to ABORT all the kids...

Thu Aug 24, 08:28:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Dionne said...

You have got to be kidding me. Where did you find that absurd book?????????

Thu Aug 24, 08:42:00 AM PDT  
Blogger James Manning said...


That's a silly book. If a kid really wants to know what a Democrat is about, send 'em to my blog.

Thu Aug 24, 09:12:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

TF: I'm sure you've heard about the certainty that Conservatives will be the prevailing political party in another few years because of that same issue: proliferation and the lack thereof.

LMC: Ain't it great? We really, REALLY need that book, eh?

James: If I had the choice, I WOULD send them to YOUR blog -- I enjoy reading you!


Thu Aug 24, 10:07:00 AM PDT  
Blogger bigwhitehat said...

Nothing about mommy being a moron?

Thu Aug 24, 12:54:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Gayle said...

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Thu Aug 24, 02:36:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Gayle said...

I would also like to know where you found that stupid book? It's, it's, *sigh* there are no words!

Off topic, I don't think I told you, BZ, but I love your new Avitar. It's priceless! I smile every time I see it. :)

Thu Aug 24, 02:38:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Gayle said...

I deleted one comment because for some unknown reason I published the same comment twice.

Thu Aug 24, 02:39:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

BWH: Ah! You've drawn the perfect conclusion! Thank you!

Gayle: just when you thought things couldn't become odder, something like this book pops up. Hey, it's my JOB to find things like this! Also, glad you enjoy the avatar; me too.


Thu Aug 24, 04:43:00 PM PDT  
Blogger ABFreedom said...

So they have to start by brainwashing the children do they. The tried the same thing up here with national day care.... it failed as well.

Thu Aug 24, 06:07:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Sues said...

Sad but true. I just had to laugh when I read this. I can just picture some dumba** liberal Mom looking at something like that and thinking, "oh, this is great!".


Fri Aug 25, 12:01:00 AM PDT  

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