J'ACCUSE: ALITO SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES! COMPELLING ARGUMENTS MADE! THIS JUST IN:

HEINOUS, MONSTROUS ACCUSATIONS HURLED FROM THE DEMS AND DEM: ALITO TYPIFIED AS "PLACID" AND "MONOCHROMATIC."

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I am sorry, but I am sad to report that, because the ultimate stops were pulled out by the DEM and Dems, the confirmation of Judge Samuel Alito is all but over. Mr. Alito will likely remove himself from the confirmation process and further, I predict will step down from the bench and begin selling shoes at Kinneys. His legal career is, for all intents and purposes, now ended.

As well it should be!

My first note: the DEM (Defeatist Elitist Media) calls Mr. Alito "placid" and "monochromatic." The nerve of him, to retain some clearly conspiratorial amount of composure in front of those who are his betters! Likely he was thinking, whilst daring to quote ridiculously Jurassic "case law" back at his questioners, of the rapidly escalating value of his Halliburton stock, all the while knowing the company was appropriately conducting the rapine and pillaging of defenseless third world nations populated only by persons with a melanin content higher than his own!

In addition, on Wednesday, in response to the softball questions thrown at him by Dems who need to step up and acquire a spine, Alito said: "In interpreting the Constitution, I think we should look to the text of the Constitution, and we should look to the meaning that someone would have taken from the text of the Constitution at the time of its adoption."

Once again, A-"lie"-to declines to just answer questions directly and refers to our ancient and flawed parchment called the Constitution, refusing to believe that it truly is and should be interpreted as a Living Document, whose meaning and intent should be rapidly changing in order to expand the boundaries of sociologically progressive behavior, to better match our more sophisticated European brethren and sistren. He would have us believe that something scratched out by wrinkled, pathetic, slave-owning white men in the lull between bouts of monetary debauchery and oppression is worthy, some 200+ years later, of reverence and respect.

That is what is to be taken from these hearings!

"You can infer from the areas in which he is willing to talk and not willing to talk," said Mr. Mark Tushnet, a law professor at Georgetown University, who (rightly!) opposes Judge Alito's confirmation. "The only inference you can draw is that he doesn't agree with the abortion decisions." It is a clear extrapolation, then, that our northern and southern borders will be clogged with the female traffic of poor women seeking abortions who cannot do so in their very own country of origin, once A-"lie"-to places his groomed and elitist posterior on the dyed leather bottom of a Supreme Court chair.

And finally, we must remember that the Republicans and Mr. Alito are much more clever and conspiratorial than even the Dems had conjured, stooping to heretofore shameless depths by daring to bring his wife into the hearings, conspicuously placing her at perfect camera angles and then, on obvious cue, having her leave the hearing room yesterday in a shower of crocodile tears, acquired after likely sticking a concealed pin into her leg as her arm slipped, unseen, to the side of her chair. Unwarranted histrionics carried out in theatrical fashion for the unwashed, NASCAR-watching, easily-duped electorate!

Luckily, it seemed clear that Judge Alito, in contrast to John G. Roberts Jr., will draw few if any Democratic votes in the committee when his nomination goes to the full Senate.

Democratic Senator Schumer hit the nail on the head when he said: "As your testimony in these hearings come to a close, I just have to tell you that I remain very troubled, not by anything in your personal history, so much as by your judicial views. Unfortunately, by refusing to confront our questions directly and by giving us responses that really don't illuminate how you really think, as opposed to real answers, many of us have no choice but to conclude that you still embrace those views completely or in large part."

Once again, the Democrats have done all the right things at the right time in order to save the very foundations of our progressive American society! There will be no need for a filibuster; everyone present could see Alito is nothing more than another Bush boot-licking, craven, sniveling jackanape.