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Bloviating Zeppelin: The Good, The Bad & The UGLY

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

The Good, The Bad & The UGLY


(I'm back tonight, and happy to be home!)

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Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.

Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.

Good : You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections.

Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It's another man.
Ugly : He's your best friend.

Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

_________________


BZ

3 Comments:

Blogger bigwhitehat said...

Heavy on the Ugly.

Sun Aug 13, 12:22:00 AM PDT  
Blogger SB SLI Class 203 said...

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Sun Aug 13, 08:16:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

With a large side order of Bad. Even the extra cheese won't help.

BZ

Sun Aug 13, 08:20:00 AM PDT  

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