Weepy For New Hampshire

There's no crying in baseball!




Hillary Clinton apparently got all weepy on Monday, and the narcissism bled through like a shit stain on white shorts. Kinda like trying to stuff an unanticipated turd down the drain in the shower -- ya actually gotta step on it. But wait -- did anyone actually see tears? Once again, a pre-engineered event in which she couldn't produce an actual human emotion. Shocking (yawn).

Trust me; it's a ploy. She likely called up Willie J and asked: "ya think it worked?"

I really don't think it did, Hillary. It's a gardening trowelful (not even a shovelful!) of "too little too late." Because it's like this:

As I wrote in a prior comment, Hillary's about as warm as the average American Standard urinal in a movie theatre. And the electorate can actually suss that out. The Hard A-Port believe Hillary's insufficiently Left. Young Demorats can sense her "old school" insincerity. And "old school feminism" ain't playing too well either.

Let's be blunt: Hillary's goose is cooked. Like Howard Dean and his "eeeeeyaaaggh!" scream, she stepped into the undignified column with her pandering "sniffles" -- hell, I can't even write the word "tears."

She's losing. She's pissed. She's frightened. But moreover, she's Hillary Rodham Clinton and she is fucking DUE this race and it is OWED to her because she's a Clinton and as we all know, everyone loves a Clinto. . .

Ooops. That's right. Everyone loves Bill. Sounds like a TV show.

Let me guess; I'll place a palm to my forehead -- I predict -- I predict -- she'll indicate she failed because (wait, here it comes) -- she's a woman! And we're all sexists and assholes!

Her ego, her narcissism should trump everything. She thinks she's placed herself out on a limb, giving her all, sacrificing everything for the Good of the Country. Oh, woe is Hillary!

Really?

How about the average US soldier in Iraq, Hillary? How about the soldier with a wife and kids waiting for him at home, in his 14th month of a 15-month deployment? Wearing 60 pounds of armor and equipment in 119-degree heat every day? Hoping like hell he won't get snuffed on his last week in-country?

If Life doesn't go so well for you on the Campaign Trail, and this is how you act (particularly after you've done your damnedest to ensure you're the Quintessential Ice Queen), then what would you do, how would you react to the most recent poll in Pakistan, revealed today, that 90% of the population wants Sharia law?

And today is the first Presidential Primary in New Hampshire. A few thereafter, then 20 more states (including my Fornicalia) on February 5th.

Prediction for New Hampshire? Pretty easy:

- Hillary gets her ass handed to her by Barack Hussein Obama.

- McCain comes out Number One on the GOP side. Romney gets clobbered. Mitt, like Edwards, is too slick and pretty for his own good. Rudy just waits for Florida.



BZ