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Bloviating Zeppelin: This Is The End

Bloviating Zeppelin

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

This Is The End

This is the end

Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

The hell with politics; let's deal with something really important, like the end of the world tomorrow:

CERN Stargate Triggers Fears Of What Could Be Unleashed
Currently, the world's largest operational supercollider has a circumference of about four miles and is housed at Fermilab near Batavia, Ill. The new particle accelerator CERN is building, however, is 17 miles around and will have seven times the energy of Fermilab's Tevatron accelerator. As WND reported earlier, some scientists have expressed concern that the Collider's capability of slamming protons together at an unprecedented peak energy of 14 trillion electron volts could create black holes on earth or hypothetical super-atoms called strangelets, either of which, according to some theories, could expand in massive reactions to completely destroy the planet. WND also reported some of those scientists are suing to delay CERN's plan to fire up the Collider on Sept. 10, hoping more safety studies will be done before unleashing the Collider's power.

CERN, an acronym for the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is no stranger to doomsday predictions about its research. Author Dan Brown, famous for writing "The Da Vinci Code," wrote another novel called "Angels & Demons," about antimatter stolen from CERN to build a bomb. The book's popularity prompted CERN to create a webpage devoted to debunking the rumors stirred by the novel. Internet conspirators have also pointed out the organization's logo, constructed from the drawn paths of three supercolliders, resembles the organization's name surrounded by the numerals 666, a number Bible prophecy assigns to the end-times Antichrist. Others have whispered that a statue of "the Indian god of destruction" Lord Shiva, given to CERN by Indian dignitaries four years ago and displayed outside the building, is proof that the organization is destined to destroy the world.


Mark your calendar: this Wednesday might not be a great day.

BZ

14 Comments:

Blogger Mark said...

well BZ I'm no physicist, But I think ya need more mass than a couple of protons to make a black hole.....(giggle, snort)

funny how much time and energy people want to spend worrying over shit, Huh?
I think what these clowns are going to figure out with all their hundreds of billions of dollars spent on this gargantuan project is that matter is made of energy, you know, the thing Einstein pretty much figured out on a ten dollar chalkboard seventy years ago.....

Tue Sep 09, 02:52:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

G'bye, Mark. You were like a brother to me. Y'want my collection of Ginsu knives?

BZ

Tue Sep 09, 04:23:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Layla said...

I keep wondering why they want to mess with the world. The word was created by G-d and He made it perfect until man messed with it through sin and their undying curiosity-which is good if channeled properly.

Black holes cannot be good - no one really knows what effects it could have - perhaps none.

I place my faith in G-d my creater and if they blow us all up I know where I will be in eternity. Do you?

Tue Sep 09, 06:51:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous WMD_Maker said...

Maybe it will make a Stargate and then we can send all the moonbats to another planet and shut the door after they leave.

Tue Sep 09, 06:52:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Layla said...

Sheese, my typicing is bad today, I meant "world" not "word" in that sentence. But G-d did create His living Word! :)

Tue Sep 09, 06:52:00 AM PDT  
Blogger cary said...

I'm with Layla - nothing man can do on his puny own is going to overtly affect God's plan for His creation.

Buncha worrywarts.

If Mark doesn't want the Ginsu collection, BZ, I've always wanted to see if they were as good as they claimed.

Tue Sep 09, 07:44:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Gayle said...

Hi BZ.

I did a post on this last week. I'm not really worried about black holes. Liberal moonbats scare me a lot more. LOL!
I figure if we get eaten by a black hole at least we'll finally find out what's on the other side. ;)

Tue Sep 09, 07:53:00 AM PDT  
Blogger TexasFred said...

Now I am convinced, it's not just the scientists that are mad...

Tue Sep 09, 10:18:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Cary: cool; you're good to get the knives, dude.

BZ

Tue Sep 09, 10:18:00 AM PDT  
Blogger TexasFred said...

P.S. Look at the bright side, if this thing destroys the earth, we won't have to worry about Hurricane Ike any longer...

Just sayin'...

Tue Sep 09, 10:20:00 AM PDT  
Blogger Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Hey, or those stupid NOLA levees. . .

BZ

Tue Sep 09, 12:44:00 PM PDT  
Anonymous dmurray said...

The hysteria reminds me of the evil spirit conjuring machine featured in Hellboy. So, does this device attract otherworldy stuff into our world or send our world into their delta quadrant wormhole, Trekkies?

The Manhattan Project scientists also theorized that the first test firing would burn up all of the atmosphere, but that did not stop them.

Tue Sep 09, 04:10:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Mark said...

well, It's nearly 7pm at CERN now, I'm still here, no black holes yet.....

Wed Sep 10, 09:45:00 AM PDT  
Anonymous WMD_Maker said...

DAMN I was hopping it would at least suck Chicago into the netherworld!!

Wed Sep 10, 12:34:00 PM PDT  

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